have you ever?

So ... I was at a total loss at what to write today. Until I remembered some questions that have occured to me. I know, these questions are mighty deep and may cause you to reevaluate your life choices, but I think you can handle it. 

Have you ever put in your headphones, turned on some music, and wondered why it sounded strange? And then realized that the headphones weren't plugged into the computer in the first place?

Have you ever stared at your fingers while typing? Like really stared? And then discovered that you couldn't type anymore?

Have you ever had the urge to skip in public? And then afterwards had people stare at you wondering "WHY"?

Have you ever colored yourself entirely in pink chalk and then run around your yard? Only to find the only person that lived on your street that was your age has witnessed this and is now backing away in fear?

Have you ever broken an arm playing jump rope? How about walking down a hallway?

Have you ever fallen off a moving swing while singing "Mr. Sandman" to yourself?

Have you sang in that car, only to realize that all your windows are down, you are at a red light, and people are staring at you?

Think and discuss my invisable readers. Your work will be collected on Monday.

Just kidding .... you can have until Tuesday to finish.